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In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.  Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system:

Sample Duties

You make the bed........+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.........-1
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...........-1
You leave the toilet seat up..........-5
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty.........0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.......-1
You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty liners with wings..........+5
But return with beer ............-5
You check out a suspicious noise at night...........0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing.............0
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something...........+5
You pummel it with a six iron..............+10
It's her father..............................................-10

Social Engagements

You stay by her side the entire party.....0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy.......-2
Named Tiffany...................-4
Tiffany is a dancer.............-6
Tiffany has implants............-8

Night Out

You take her to a movie............+2
You take her to a movie she likes..........+4
You take her to a movie you hate .........+6
You take her to a movie you like............-2
It's called DeathCop 3..............-3
Which features cyborgs having sex..........-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.......-15

Your Physique

You develop a noticeable potbelly...........-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it....+10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.........-30
You say "I don't care because you have one too".........-800

Driving

You lost the directions on a trip.........-4
You lost the directions and end up getting lost.........-10
You end up getting lost in a bad part of town ..........-15
You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals up close and personal.........-25
You know them............-60

The Big Question

She asks, "Do I look fat?" .........-5
Sensitive questions always start with a deficit) You hesitate in responding...........-10
You reply, "Where?"............-35

Communication

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression........0
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes..........+5
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV...+10
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep...............-20